House Fairy in Snit Over Ferry!
Non-PC Satire By John Lillpop
Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi's loyal House fairy, is also a roaring tightwad according to a report from the NY Post.
"Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank caused a scene when he demanded a $1 senior discount on his ferry fare to Fire Island's popular gay haunt, The Pines, last Friday.
NY Post
According to the story in the New York Post, the ticket clerks at the Sayville dock said he needed a Suffolk County Senior Citizens ID. A witness apparently said he took pity on poor old Barney and was considering giving him the dollar he needed.
The Post went on to say "Frank made news last year when he was spotted looking uncomfortable around a bevy of topless, well-built men at the Pines Annual Ascension Beach Party.
This story was then confirmed by Barney Frank's spokesperson, who said it was Barney's partner, James Ready, who asked for a regular ticket for himself and a senior ticket for Barney.
Barney Frank: Carefully watching every dollar of his money while wasting yours!
John Lillpop is a recovering liberal, 'clean and sober' since 1992 when last he voted for a Democrat. Pray for John: He lives in the San Francisco Bay Area, where people like Nancy Pelosi are considered reasonable! Writing is his passion. He loves creating lively copy with irony and humor!
