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Big Apes Love Blondes for iPhone offers players a chance to become  great apes.

The game objective is to catch runaway blondes and defeat various enemies. Players have to use both their brain and testosterone to keep as many blondes in the nest as possible.

Big Apes Love Blondes is an original iPhone game, not a 100th copy of tower defense or a blend of the first person shooter and tetris.

They have used one of the legends of the modern pop culture and created an original gameplay, based on an unexplained love of all sorts of big apes (including men) towards blondes.